realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion  

(via crystalreed)

buttgenie:

I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse me”

(via youovershare)

arcticsirius:

naariel:

Eris?? Goddess of chaos strife and discord?? more like Goddess of animated hairporn jesus lord just look at it.

I need to watch this again

(via gracethesubtle)

Timestamp: 1397878573

arcticsirius:

naariel:

Eris?? Goddess of chaos strife and discord?? more like Goddess of animated hairporn jesus lord just look at it.

I need to watch this again

(via gracethesubtle)

donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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(via crystalreed)

Emma Watson, Noah Press Conference at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills, CA (24.03.2014)

(Source: emmacdwatson, via doctorwhos)

Timestamp: 1397878525

Emma Watson, Noah Press Conference at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills, CA (24.03.2014)

(Source: emmacdwatson, via doctorwhos)

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

(via lightninq)

roughhewnends:

roughhewnends:

i just really wanted this in slow mo idk guysimage

i feel this is necessary to add

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(via gracethesubtle)

atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

(via i-know-bow-ties-are-cool)

friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life

(via sherlockedcumberbabe)